الهدف رقم 500 لإبراهيمةفيتش

الأسطورة تقول إلي السيد هذا لليوم وهو واقف مبڤّر في نفس الوضعية

Bochra Belhaj Hamida, créatrice de catastrophes naturelles

Plus fort que la danse de la pluie des indiens.
Plus fort que la prière de la pluie des musulmans (Salat Al Istisqa).
Plus fort que la technique des bombardements des nuages avec des cristaux de sel.

La Bochra Belhaj Hamida SARL, met à votre disposition le rapport de la Colibe pour créer de la pluie instantanée.

Lire attentivement la notice avant utilisation.

Toute utilisation erronée des recommandations du rapport, peuvent causer des chutes de grêles, des tempêtes, voire même des tsunamis.

Toute ressemblance à d'autres catastrophes naturelles ayant lieu sous d'autres cieux, ne peut pas être fortuite, ça doit sûrement avoir un rapport quelconque avec la BBH Sarl.

Produit testé et approuvé par des sous-doués d'origine contrôlée.

y en a marre de neymar le pleurnichard

On a les télés privées qu'on mérite

Le premier se voit en tant que Don Vito Corleone

Le deuxième est un clown dangereux pour toute société qui se respecte

Le troisième se comporte comme un wannabe détective privé, aux allures d'un agent de la Stasi et à qui on a autorisé de lancer une chaîne télé alors qu'il sortait tout droit d'un traitement psychiatrique selon ses dires...

Si ce n'est pas beau et rassurant tout ça :)

قناة المافيا

سبحان الله، سلطان إبراهيمفيتش يصلي فوق الميدان

سبحان الله، إبراهيمفيتش يصلي جماعة مع لاعب الفريق المنافس وعلم الجزائر يرفرف إحتفالا بهذه الحركة

La situation en Tunisie

Dans un monde parfait, celui qui fait le dernier wagon aurait dû être toi, moi, nous.. les citoyens lambda.

Chikli chikla

la sortie est par là !

En Avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil

Y a que les arabophones qui peuvent comprendre :)

Plus tu essaies de montrer ton conservatisme

et plus tu ne fais qu'exposer ton hypocrisie ! C'est mathématique.

les 14 chansons pour ne pas fêter l'amour

1- Les paroles sont terriblement terribles :)))

I'm not in love

So don't forget it

It's just a silly phase I'm going through

And just because

I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no no, it's because

I like to see you

But then again

That doesn't mean you mean that much to me

So if I call you

Don't make a fuss

Don't tell your friends about the two of us

I'm not in love, no no, it's because

I keep your picture

Upon the wall

It hides a nasty stain that's lying there

So don't you ask me

To give it back

I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me

I'm not in love, no no, it's because

Ooh you'll wait a long time for me

2-

"And I'm here to remind you

Of the mess you left when you went away

It's not fair to deny me

Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

You, you, you oughta know"

3- 

"It must have been love but it's over now.

It was all that I wanted, now I'm living without.

It must have been love but it's over now,

It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows"

4- 

"What's love but a second hand emotion

What's love got to do, got to do with it

Who needs a heart

When a heart can be broken"

5- 

"You don't fool me those pretty eyes

That sexy smile you don't fool me, uh

You don't rule me you're no surprise

You're telling lies hey, you don't fool me

Mmm, mama said be careful of that girl

Mama said you know that she's no good

Mama said be cool, don't you be no fool"

6- Une chanson vraiment terrible. Le chanteur s'exprimait de ses tripes dans ce clip, il s'est suicidé quelques semaines après le tournage. Pour mieux comprendre l'histoire, je vous conseille vivement de voir le film Control

"When routine bites hard

And ambitions are low

And resentment rides high

But emotions won't grow

And we're changing our ways, taking different roads"

7- L'amour rend con et te fait céder à l'humiliation :)

"When she's saying that she wants only me

Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends

When she's saying that I'm like a disease

Then I wonder how much more I can spend

Well I guess I should stick up for myself

But I really think it's better this way

The more you suffer

The more it shows you really care, right, yeah, yeah

Now I'll relate this a little bit

That happens more than I'd like to admit

Late at night she knocks on my door

She's drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say no

But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go

I may be dumb

But I'm not a dweeb

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem"

8-

"I tried my best to feed her appetite

Keep her coming every night

So hard to keep her satisfied

Kept playing love like it was just a game

Pretending to feel the same

Then turn around and leave again"

9- Le niveau tombe d'un coup là...

"Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, I don't want you back"

10- La réponse ne s'est pas faite attendre :)

"Fuck what I did was your fault somehow 

Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out

Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack

Well guess what yo, fuck you right back"

11- ça papillonne grave :))

12- La question que chacun de nous s'est posé au moins une fois

"Flames to dust

Lovers to friends

Why do all good things come to an end?"

13- Quand tu vis avec un(e) vampire ! 

"Bone dry

You drank all the blood

My heart is bone dry

Can't give you more 'cause you took all of it (Sha la la)"

14- Quand t'as du mal à oublier un amour qui t'a fait souffrir

"I was playin for keeps
But she was playin' a game
Now she's gone and left
And I don't know if I'll ever be the same
I wonder who she's seeing now
I wonder who she's holding now
I wonder who she's seeing now
I wonder who she's foolin'"

Bonus track (j'adore ses chansons et ses clips, pas mal pour un scientologue)

"Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?"

23 chansons pour fêter l'Amour

Je vous invite à découvrir ma playlist des chansons d'amour. Peut être que vous en trouverez une ou plus qui vous permettra d'exprimer ce que vous ressentez à votre partenaire.

Bonne écoute

1- Imaginez vous la scène pour un instant... <3

"The night's always a good friend

a glass of wine, and the lights are low

you lying beside me, me full of love and...

and filled with hope"

2- C'est bien d'attendre un "Oui", mais faut pas gâcher sa vie à l'attendre non plus. Alors dac ou pas dac ? :)

"We look for love no time for tears

Wasted water's all that is

And it don't make no flowers grow

Good things might come to those who wait

Not for those who wait too late"

3- Si t'as fait une connerie avec ton partenaire, rien de mieux que cette chanson pour lui demander pardon

"I need love, love's divine

Please forgive me now I see that I've been blind

Give me love, love is what I need to help me know my name"

4- L'Amour est tout sauf un jeu

"Are you telling me your eyes

Met hers to your surprise

But why, my heart?

How loud must you hear me say

Have fun but don't play

Taboo to love"

5- Quand l'Amour est poésie

"Cruel is the night

That covers up your fears.

Tender is the one

That wipes away your tears.

There must be a bitter breeze

To make you sting so viciously -

They say the greatest coward

Can hurt the most ferociously.

But I'll show you something good.

Oh I'll show you something good.

If you open your heart

You can make a new start

When your crumbling world falls apart"

6- La voix de Sade me fait fondre à chaque fois que je l'écoute. Même si elle chanterait sur ses chaussettes puantes après une partie de pétanque, ça sera une chanson d'amour de plus dans son riche répertoire :)

Notez l'harmonie de la danse entre les deux ;)

 "Nothing can come between us 

Can come

Can tear

Can pull

Us apart "

7- La venue du premier enfant n'est jamais facile pour un couple habitué de vivre à 2. 

Chanson magnifiquement écrite par Kate Bush et encore plus magnifiquement chantée par Maxwell

"I know you've got a little life in you yet

I know you've got a lot of strength left

I should be crying but I just can't let it show

Should be hoping but I can't stop thinking

Of all the things we should've said that we never said

And all the things we should've done that we never did

All the things we should've given but I didn't"

8- Un "chérie, tu m'accordes cette danse ?" s’impose avec cette chanson :)

"Clap in the name of love.

Let's step out, hit the club

DJ's rockin' that song for us, 

If anybody ask, why we're steppin'

Tell them that:

We did it for love"

9- Quand ça vire au mielleux avec des nuances sur l'amour physique :)

"Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful.

Making love with you is all I want to do.

Loving you is more than just a dream come true.

And everything I do, is out of loving you"

10- Quand l'amour est surtout charnel, mais pas que 

"Damn, I wish I was your lover

I'd rock you 'til the daylight comes

Made sure you are smiling and warm

I am everything, tonight, I'll be your mother

I'll do such things to ease your pain

Free your mind, and you won't feel ashamed"

11-  Quand l'autre devient ton TOUT !

"If I have to give away the feeling that I feel, yeah

If I have to sacrifice oh, whatever babe, whatever baby

If I have to take apart all that I am

Is there anything that I would not do

Since I'd die without you"

12- Alors c'est oui ou non ? 

"Oh simple thing where have you gone?

I'm getting old and I need something to rely on

So tell me when you're gonna let me in

I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin"

13- Une invitation à fuir son monde et en découvrir un nouveau pour entamer une nouvelle vie, à 2 bien évidemment

"We're leaving here tonight

There's no need to tell anyone

They'd only hold us down

So by the morning light

We'll be half way to anywhere

Where love is more than just your name"

14- Quand c'est un amour interdit ! 

"Fortunately you have got

Someone who relies on you

We started out as friends

But the thought of you just caves me in

the symptoms are so deep

It is much too late to turn away

We started out as friends"

15-  Plus explicite que ça ?!!! :)

"I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too (feel it too)
Waited on a line of greens and blues (waited on a line)"

 

16- Tout est dans la mélodie (et ça se marie parfaitement bien avec des extraits du film "The Rachel Papers")

17- Tout est dans le titre :)

18- Comment faire une compilation de chansons d'amour sans mentionner le seul et l'unique Barry White ?!! :) 

"Girl, all I know is every time you're near

I feel the change

Somethin' moves

I scream your name

Look what you got me doin'"

19- Comme l'a chanté Sade, l'amour est plus fort que l'orgueil :)

"Dear, I fear we're facing a problem

You love me no longer, I know

And maybe there is nothing

That I can do to make you do

Mama tells me I shouldn't bother

That I ought to stick to another man

A man that surely deserves me

But I think you do!

So I cry, and I pray, and I beg

Love me, love me

Say that you love me

Fool me, fool me

Go on and fool me

Love me, love me

Pretend that you love me

Leave me, leave me

Just say that you need me"

20-  Et c'est pareil pour toi M. Polnareff :)

"Love me, please love me

Je suis fou de vous

Pourquoi vous moquez-vous chaque jour

De mon pauvre amour?

Love me, please love me

Je suis fou de vous

Vraiment prenez-vous tant de plaisir

A me voir souffrir"

21- Can you ? 

"Can you meet me halfway, right at the borderline
Is where I'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be looking out, night n' day
Took my heart to the limit, and this is where I stay
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad it's my only wish"

22- Quand vous  tenez tant à une personne qui tient tant à une autre...

"Baby, baby, baby

What's it gonna be

Baby, baby, baby

Is it him or is it me?

Don't make me waste my time

Don't make me lose my mind baby"

23- Tout est dans la voix, mais pas que.. :)

"You make me feel like a sticky pistil

Leaning into her stamen"

Bonus Track

Mon coup de cœur depuis un bon moment